i relate to this so much
I can be really rude sometimes and I don’t deny it. But it’s usually when I’m fed up from containing it and brushing so many things off. When I’m rude, it’s not just because the sky is blue. It’s because I’m sick of something and I’ve reached my boiling point. And I’m not sorry. Because it was probably well deserved.
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
— Helena Bonham Carter (via idontwantsex)
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people